Archive | March 24, 2010

Ethel Goes On

by Tom on March 24, 2010 in General

Ethel, in foreground, at cooking class. In an attempt to carry on after her dreams of eloping with her beau, Alfred are dashed, Ethel tries to move on by losing herself in dance and cooking. “Where could Alfred have gone,” lamented Ethel? For awhile, Ethel was diligent with her studies at The Old Palace Girls School Academy. But soon cooking, sewing, and dance at the Academy were not enough for Ethel’s busy mind…

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“Artificial Beef” the next fad…?

by Tom on March 24, 2010 in General

An alternate grilling item has come to The Pits attention. Said to be high in fiber and low in calories, The Pit is skeptical. Read more for a full report.

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