Just the Beginning?

Hailed as a breakthrough in grilling, this artificial beef product was quickly dubbed the “divine bovine” by its supporters. Entrepreneur and product inventor, Wesley Zeddie,  stated, “My staff has put together a foolproof marketing strategy for my artificial beef products. Once we have a large enough share of the market, we will be working on expanding our product line. This is just the beginning!” When pressed on the matter, Zeddie would only elude to secret plans for other popular animal lines. “Our studies have shown that getting the correct texture is more critical than our original research estimated,” added Zeddie. Taste test data was not immediately made available but was promised to be forthcoming soon when “a few anomalies are ironed out,” added Zeddie.

2 Responses to “Just the Beginning?”

  1. adam smith April 01, 2010 at 11:25 pm #

    I think there might have been something about this on the Colbert Report…I will stick with the real thing.

    • Tom April 02, 2010 at 12:11 am #

      That makes two of us!

Leave a Reply

Spam Protection by WP-SpamFree